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Unisex fit, measured flat in inches. Between sizes? Go one size up for a looser fit.
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Made to order, then shipped in 1 to 5 business days
US delivery usually takes 3 to 5 business days after that.
Order by Wed, Dec 9 to get it by Christmas in the US.
Made for you twoEach piece is printed when you order it.
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These Chest Nuts shirts are a funny matching Christmas set for couples. One says Chest with a strand of Christmas lights, the other says Nuts with two roasted chestnuts. Put them side by side and you get the joke.
Wear them to the Christmas party, ugly sweater night or for the family photo you will laugh at for years.
How it works
The listing has two sides, Chest and Nuts. For each side, pick a style (T-shirt, sweatshirt or hoodie), a color and a size. Tap Build your set to add both pieces to your cart at once. You pay per piece, so a sweatshirt and a hoodie come to $70.48.
Can we pick different styles and colors?
Yes. Each side has its own style, color and size, so one of you can wear a hoodie and the other a tee.
How do the sizes fit?
All three styles are unisex and true to size. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one size up if you like it loose.
When should we order for Christmas?
Order by Dec 9 for US delivery by Christmas.
Who wears which?
Most couples give her Chest and him Nuts, but pick whatever makes you laugh. Each side is its own piece.
Colors, sizes and fabric
- T-shirt, $21.49: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit with a soft washed look. Colors: Black, White, Pepper, Grey, Navy, Ivory, Blue Jean, Red, Blossom.
- Sweatshirt, $32.49: Gildan 18000 crewneck, 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Colors: Black, White, Navy, Sport Grey, Sand, Military Green, Red, Dark Heather, Forest Green.
- Hoodie, $37.99: Gildan 18500, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with a front pocket and drawstring hood. Colors: Black, Sport Grey, Navy, Dark Heather, White, Sand, Light Blue, Maroon, Forest Green, Red. Maroon goes up to 2XL.
- Unisex sizes S to 3XL, true to size.
- Printed in the USA. Each piece is printed when you order it.
- Free US shipping on orders of $40 or more.
Size guide
Compare your favorite tee or hoodie with our size guide before you order.
Materials
T-shirt: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color), light 4.2 oz/yd², retail fit, tear-away label, runs true to size.
Sweatshirt: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd², loose fit, sewn-in label, runs true to size.
Hoodie: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd², classic fit, tear-away label, runs true to size.
Care
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam or dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.
Shipping and returns
Shipping
Every order is made for you, then shipped in 1 to 5 business days. US delivery usually takes 3 to 5 business days after that, and you get tracking by email. Shipping policy
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Return policy