Skip to product information
Build your set
for the set
1
2
Size guide
Unisex fit, measured flat in inches. Between sizes? Go one size up for a looser fit.
Only need one?
Made to order, then shipped in 1 to 5 business days
US delivery usually takes 3 to 5 business days after that.
Made for you twoEach piece is printed when you order it.
Free US shipping over $29Tracked delivery on every order.
4.8 stars from 3,800+ reviewsFrom buyers on our Etsy shop.
Wrong or damaged? We fix itFree replacement or refund within 14 days.
Tall and short wife shirts for a lesbian couple with a height gap. One says Every Tall Girl Needs a Short Wife and the other says Every Short Girl Needs a Tall Wife, in rainbow letters.
Great for couple photos, where the height gap is the joke. The taller one wears Every Tall Girl Needs a Short Wife.
How it works
The set has two prints, Tall Wife and Short Wife. For each shirt, pick the print, a style (T-shirt, sweatshirt or hoodie), a color and a size, then tap Build your set to add both to your cart at once. You can put the same print on both shirts if you like.
Can we pick different styles and colors?
Yes. Each shirt has its own style, color and size, so one of you can wear a hoodie and the other a tee. You pay per piece.
How do the sizes fit?
All three styles are unisex and true to size. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or one size up if you like it loose.
Colors, sizes and fabric
- T-shirt, $21.49: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed fit with a soft washed look. Colors: Black, White, Pepper, Grey, Navy, Ivory, Blue Jean, Red, Blossom.
- Sweatshirt, $32.49: Gildan 18000 crewneck, 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Colors: Black, White, Navy, Sport Grey, Sand, Military Green, Red, Dark Heather.
- Hoodie, $37.99: Gildan 18500, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with a front pocket and drawstring hood. Colors: Black, Sport Grey, Navy, Dark Heather, White, Sand, Light Blue, Maroon. Maroon goes up to 2XL.
- Unisex sizes S to 3XL, true to size.
- Printed in the US by our production partner, Printify. Each piece is printed when you order it.
- Free US shipping on orders over $29.
Size guide
Compare your favorite tee or hoodie with our size guide before you order.
Materials
T-shirt: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color), light 4.2 oz/yd², retail fit, tear-away label, runs true to size.
Sweatshirt: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd², loose fit, sewn-in label, runs true to size.
Hoodie: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd², classic fit, tear-away label, runs true to size.
Care
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam or dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.
Shipping and returns
Shipping
Every order is made for you, then shipped in 1 to 5 business days. US delivery usually takes 3 to 5 business days after that, and you get tracking by email. Shipping policy
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Return policy